Monday, May 11, 2009

This One's For All You Chicken Lovers

All I'm going to give you are three little words: Chicken Poo Catapult.

Here's the story. And there's even a video! I love this dude. I'm making him my honorary granddad.

(Below: Is this his chicken?)


Anonymous Nellie said...

Ew. I am not even going to click on the link. :)

11:52 AM  
Blogger Thumb Biter said...

AHHH!! :D did I tell you I recently got two chickens?? :D:D:D

That is probably one of the greatest ideas in history. I should probably install one, too...or invent some sort of portable shooter (the new mace?)

4:18 PM  
Anonymous KIwi said...

THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can totaly imagine a cat burgalar sneaking on the property. He sees a dark spot in the sky, getting bigger and bigger. He wonders what the heck it is then...

Its so awesomely gross!

5:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where did that picture of the giant chicken come from? Is it a painting, or a tweaked photo?


6:24 PM  
Anonymous SoFunKYxoxo said...

Im pretty sure its a Painted picture. look in the background-impressionism. (actually i am not sure if you can call this, since it is very detailed, impressionism) Its called impressionism because it gives you an impression of what it is. In the backround You cant really tell if its ocean or sky so...i hope i helped!

9:43 PM  
Blogger Irregular Kiki said...

Clever, clever, clever thinking! Chicken poo is something they'll run away from! Imagine so many bags flying all over the sky and the burglars trying to dodge them HAHA! They deserve it! And it's actually much better to be covered in that, than getting captured and getting arrested. I mean, he's a pretty generous man to be doing this.

Ahh the many benefits of chickens, glorious chickens. Their poo is good for the soil AND for getting rid of burglars. Who knows what I'll come up with when I grow up.. (muhahahahahahaha)

And anyway why should he be arrested for it? He's just trying to save his farm, and obviously no one's willing to help. I think he should be allowed to do this.

THUMB BITER: COOL! CHICKENS!!!!! You are sooooo lucky!!! I'm begging for chickens but no one will listen :(

I love chickens. :)

8:19 AM  
Blogger Irregular Kiki said...

Look at this super cool 'Chicken Poop Lip Balm', (it's not really made with chicken poop), I want it! Too bad they only ship within the US. So unfair :(

5:01 AM  
Anonymous Nellie said...

Irregular Kiki: Have you heard about the method of putting real chicken poop on your lips when they're chapped?
*Waits until everyone has said, "Does it work?"*

Well it sure keeps you from licking your lips!! lol I heard that from my mother a few years ago.

3:20 PM  
Blogger brave chickens said...

I love chickens!
They're so fluffy, cuddly,
And tasty lookin' too. :P

Muwahaha, Chicken poo is definitely something many few would like on themselves. I've been 'gifted' bu it many times, especially when I hug a certain hen too hard. Hehe.

6:42 AM  
Anonymous liltomboyblue said...

Ha ha ha ha! Brilliant! Why get arrested?! Ridiculous! Honestly, people......
I might be getting chickens soon!!!!
My granny used to have chickens, and she had this one rooster. It was huge! It was at least 4 feet tall, and EVIL. I was about 8 or 9 when she had it, so it was bigger than me! It pecked at the other hens and roosters, and ate all the food so the rest of them started dying! My granny, being the crazy, tough, NC mountain woman she is, went out by herself and shot it. True story. My family=crazy. :)

11:37 AM  
Anonymous liltomboyblue said...

Also, in regard to the mysterious blue in the background, it looks like the blue ridge mountains of NC. :) Where my granny and her huge rooster lived. :)

11:39 AM  
Anonymous Chickens said...

It is amazing!! How come the chicken is so big!? Is it true?
I cannot image how big its egg is..Heee..
Thank you for sharing such great picture.

7:42 PM  
Anonymous Summer112 said...

My dad and uncles once made a trebushe for a farmer who was having the same problem, but heir catapult fired watermellons. They were in the newspaper and everything!!!

2:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha! thats a 3-D painting. HA!

3:12 PM  

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