The Irregulars Salute: The Anonymous California Baton-Twirler
(Above: Show off your sequins and carry a big stick.)
When a 17-year-old student was attacked by two muggers earlier this week, she whipped out her baton and left the men limping and bloody.
According to Los Angeles County Sheriff's Deputy Michael Rust, "The moral to this story is don't mess with the marching band girls, or you just might get what you deserve."
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