This is What I Need Right Now
Believe it or not, some genius has invented the perfect device--a machine that dispenses extra ice cream to people who are unhappy. (Or deathly ill?) First a voice analyzer determines the level of stress in your voice, then the machine gives you an appropriate amount of ice cream. The more depressed are, the more ice cream you get!
(Original post at We Make Money Not Art.)
posted by Kirsten Miller at 4:01 PM
14 Comments:
That looks good. YUM.
I would LOVE that! I would deliberately get myself upset in order to get extra ice cream.
cool. I love ice cream
OOOOOOOOO!!!!! I ****NEED**** THAT! little brothers are excruciatingly (really really bad spelling) stressful to put up with on top of everything else, which I won't get into for fear you might die of boredum :)life is soo good (sacasam, by the way)
Gosh Kirsten Luz should find a way to trick it!
Yuuuum...
Chocolate and ice cream, that's all you need in life.
ice cream? I'm so there its insane. R u feeling better ananka? We all miss your witty comments. they made us feel special. now all there is is silence! waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh *cry Sob sniff*
Does being broken count as stressed?
All of my friends say, in quote, "Howdy, yall!, Yo!, and Hola." Not to mention however you say hi in Japanese.
Theatre: Yes, younger brothers. I had one stomp on my hand once. (By accident--yeah right.) Broke two bones and destroyed my favorite ring! I'll get him one day.
UDN2KMN: There will be silence no longer! I'm filled with cold medicine and feeling quite a bit better. (Though thanks to all the Benedryl, I do have the sensation of floating in space right now.)
IM: Konichiwa. (I spend a lot of time watching a TV show called Japanorama.) And yes, being broken does count!
I need that. But my mom would not allow that machine, as in her book ice cream is an occaisional (spelling?) treat. *cries*
omg omg omg I REALLLY REALLY REALLY need that, in health class we watchesd a movie on depression that made me Soooooo SAD!
Oh, my God. I usually just dig into the carton, but this could work.
very depressed. i need lots of ice cream im so depressed. :(
That's is a stroke of pure genius! I wonder if you could fool that machine...
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