Things You Don't Want to Find in Your Underwear
Oh, I could come up with a whole list. But somewhere near the top would be BATS. Yup, a British teenager named Abbie Hawkins recently discovered a baby bat tucked away inside her bra. (Which she wearing at the time!) Apparently, she'd let the bra dry overnight on an outside washing line. The little creature (which was the size of Abbie's hand) simply thought it had found a safe place for a nap.
For hours, Abbie thought the strange movement she felt was her cell phone vibrating. She didn't discover the stowaway until her lunch break.
Hmmm. Don't take this the wrong way, Abbie, but if you're able to walk around all day with a bat in your bra, you might be wearing the wrong size.
Read more here.
posted by Kirsten Miller at 9:32 AM
25 Comments:
Five hours? Yeesh!
Wow. 5 hours?? How can you not know that! Why didn't she answer the "cell phone" out of her pocket if it was "vibrating." Psh.
It could be awkward if someone noticed your bra moving.
wow...strange....i wonder how the bat felt..
Five hours? Man I now know not to let my self dry out side! That must of been akward, what did she do with the bat? Sorry it might be in the article but yet I'm to lazy......
Did she not notice she was lopsided? I mean you would think either someone might mention it or she would look in the mirror.
michele: I agree with you
Holy smokes! Is the girl blonde or something? If not, she has bigger problems.
Phoenix: Hey! I'M blond, and every time I have a bat in my bra I get it out within an hour!
"Don't take this the wrong way, Abbie, but if you're able to walk around all day with a bat in your bra, you might be wearing the wrong size."
No Kidding!
~Macy
Having a bat anywhere is just weird.
ROFLL the wrong size xD Poor girl.
Finding out a bat can fit in your bra without your knowledge, and finding out that there IS a bat in your bra!
LOL! Good thing the bat didnt bite or she would have definitly noticed it wasnt a cell phone!
Bats in your belfry? Or your bosom? Which is worse?
Bats are super-cute.
Hi! I haven't commented in a while (been really busy with school and writing and a bunch of other stuff) but I just had to tell you about a rat that I saw today. It was huge! And it was on campus (if it was trying to get a college education I think it might help if it got out of the storm drain it scampered into. Then again, with some of the teachers, it might be better if the rat stayed where it was) and it had the longest tail. This would have been a very exciting and interesting experience if the rat hadn't been right near my classroom (I am definitely going to pay more attention to where I step from now on).
Some weird news someone might find interesting:
An unusual crime-fighting method in Japan:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080708/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_japan_robbery;_ylt=AlSn3xdDuxx_nqQMG4R9E7_tiBIF
Dead bugs used in jewelry:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080709/ap_on_re_us/odd_bug_jewelry;_ylt=Al4f2SiCXnlGJ8XHoeH_VYmek3QF
Red panda adopted by cat:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080709/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_dutch_redpanda;_ylt=AvejSwJ6hwFBQLeI6TciIbrtiBIF
Maybe she wears the wrong size on purpose. She did think the bat was her cell phone.
And a P.S.:
In the article's picture, the bat was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fake. But Hazel says the photo was just to look cool.
Yikes! Help!
So wait:
She had the cellphone in her bra (same cup?!?) AND the bat? Oh, god.
Holy B Cup Batman! Here's a question, did she not SEE the bat before she put the bra on?...And why was the phone that was in her jacket, vibrating in her bra? So....much makes so little sense...
Yesh. Definetly the wrong size.
I told my mum. I could stop laughing!
You know what just occured to me? Is EVERYONE who commented on this of the female persuasion?
I agree with everyone here. that is just horrifying.... but i am blond and if something is moving in my bra, I KNOW. she needs SOMEthing.....
dante's.inferno: I think so... are you?
I didn't mean it quite like that! And yeah, I think the poor girl DOES have bigger problems.
WOW...i agree with international mastermind...why did she think her cellphone would be in her BRA? and is she blind? how could you take a bra off of a clothesline and then put it on without looking at it? and whatever happened to mirrors?
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