Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Things You Don't Want to Find in Your Underwear





Oh, I could come up with a whole list. But somewhere near the top would be BATS. Yup, a British teenager named Abbie Hawkins recently discovered a baby bat tucked away inside her bra. (Which she wearing at the time!) Apparently, she'd let the bra dry overnight on an outside washing line. The little creature (which was the size of Abbie's hand) simply thought it had found a safe place for a nap.

For hours, Abbie thought the strange movement she felt was her cell phone vibrating. She didn't discover the stowaway until her lunch break.

Hmmm. Don't take this the wrong way, Abbie, but if you're able to walk around all day with a bat in your bra, you might be wearing the wrong size.

Read more here.

25 Comments:

Anonymous Dragon said...

Five hours? Yeesh!

10:39 AM  
Anonymous Michele said...

Wow. 5 hours?? How can you not know that! Why didn't she answer the "cell phone" out of her pocket if it was "vibrating." Psh.

10:56 AM  
Anonymous Patsee said...

It could be awkward if someone noticed your bra moving.

11:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow...strange....i wonder how the bat felt..

11:38 AM  
Blogger Emanda said...

Five hours? Man I now know not to let my self dry out side! That must of been akward, what did she do with the bat? Sorry it might be in the article but yet I'm to lazy......

12:02 PM  
Anonymous Girlskickbutt!!! said...

Did she not notice she was lopsided? I mean you would think either someone might mention it or she would look in the mirror.

michele: I agree with you

1:02 PM  
Anonymous Phoenix said...

Holy smokes! Is the girl blonde or something? If not, she has bigger problems.

1:08 PM  
Blogger Kiki Strike: Inside the Shadow City said...

Phoenix: Hey! I'M blond, and every time I have a bat in my bra I get it out within an hour!

1:20 PM  
Blogger Dante's.Inferno said...

"Don't take this the wrong way, Abbie, but if you're able to walk around all day with a bat in your bra, you might be wearing the wrong size."
No Kidding!
~Macy

4:01 PM  
Anonymous ScarletDevil (Konakona) said...

Having a bat anywhere is just weird.

5:03 PM  
Blogger Jin Ai said...

ROFLL the wrong size xD Poor girl.
Finding out a bat can fit in your bra without your knowledge, and finding out that there IS a bat in your bra!

6:48 PM  
Anonymous Rhapsody said...

LOL! Good thing the bat didnt bite or she would have definitly noticed it wasnt a cell phone!

7:04 PM  
Anonymous Cupcakedoll said...

Bats in your belfry? Or your bosom? Which is worse?

Bats are super-cute.

9:55 PM  
Anonymous Elizabeth said...

Hi! I haven't commented in a while (been really busy with school and writing and a bunch of other stuff) but I just had to tell you about a rat that I saw today. It was huge! And it was on campus (if it was trying to get a college education I think it might help if it got out of the storm drain it scampered into. Then again, with some of the teachers, it might be better if the rat stayed where it was) and it had the longest tail. This would have been a very exciting and interesting experience if the rat hadn't been right near my classroom (I am definitely going to pay more attention to where I step from now on).

Some weird news someone might find interesting:
An unusual crime-fighting method in Japan:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080708/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_japan_robbery;_ylt=AlSn3xdDuxx_nqQMG4R9E7_tiBIF

Dead bugs used in jewelry:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080709/ap_on_re_us/odd_bug_jewelry;_ylt=Al4f2SiCXnlGJ8XHoeH_VYmek3QF

Red panda adopted by cat:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080709/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_dutch_redpanda;_ylt=AvejSwJ6hwFBQLeI6TciIbrtiBIF

11:33 PM  
Anonymous Nellie said...

Maybe she wears the wrong size on purpose. She did think the bat was her cell phone.

2:32 AM  
Anonymous nellie said...

And a P.S.:
In the article's picture, the bat was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fake. But Hazel says the photo was just to look cool.

2:35 AM  
Anonymous Hazel said...

Yikes! Help!

4:18 AM  
Blogger International Mastermind said...

So wait:
She had the cellphone in her bra (same cup?!?) AND the bat? Oh, god.

8:31 AM  
Blogger SarahSilent said...

Holy B Cup Batman! Here's a question, did she not SEE the bat before she put the bra on?...And why was the phone that was in her jacket, vibrating in her bra? So....much makes so little sense...

3:53 PM  
Blogger falcon said...

Yesh. Definetly the wrong size.

5:57 PM  
Blogger Random Irregular said...

I told my mum. I could stop laughing!

5:55 AM  
Blogger Dante's.Inferno said...

You know what just occured to me? Is EVERYONE who commented on this of the female persuasion?

10:38 PM  
Blogger liltomboyblue11;) said...

I agree with everyone here. that is just horrifying.... but i am blond and if something is moving in my bra, I KNOW. she needs SOMEthing.....

dante's.inferno: I think so... are you?

8:58 PM  
Anonymous Phoenix said...

I didn't mean it quite like that! And yeah, I think the poor girl DOES have bigger problems.

3:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW...i agree with international mastermind...why did she think her cellphone would be in her BRA? and is she blind? how could you take a bra off of a clothesline and then put it on without looking at it? and whatever happened to mirrors?

12:48 PM  

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