Heaven, I'm in Heaven
I just came across a sweet little shop selling some interesting stuff.
There are special drops that will temporarily turn a person's teeth a terrible yellow if added to hot liquids like coffee. (Love that one.) Powders that can set off a sneezing fit. Mists so foul-smelling they can knock your enemy off her feet. And of course . . . "Liquid Roadkill."
While I REALLY don't recommend trying these out in real life (and I doubt you can purchase them if you're under 18), it IS nice to dream.
posted by Kirsten Miller at 7:50 AM
13 Comments:
WARNING! Not to be used on others without consent? Well, that sucks, doesn't it? -____-
It's a legal thing. But I would worry, cause you never know what kind of allergies people have.
Yeah, that's true. They might turn out to be allergic to almost everything.
Where is this shop I wonder...? The drops sound like a chemist's evil prank, haha.
And I notice you didn't post a link to the store's site.
Liquid Roadkill, huh? Sounds suspiciously like Iris's parents' rat-repelling perfume.
Does this happen to be the website?
http://www.spymall.com/catalog/revenge.htm
that sounds like my kinda stuff.......
Officially awesome! I know what I'm going to do first when I turn 18.
As a child I took great delight in the acme store. I mean, their like the official sponsors of roadrunner. Though I'm still a child I think.... Well when I was 5 I loved watching him get hurt Impn lovely ways.
Owo WANT FOR WORLD DOMINATION PLANS
ooooooo, whats the store name?
Yikes! I just reaized one of the sponsors for both the Midnight Madness and the Bike the Bay fundraising bike rides here in San Diego is ACME Safety Supply. We do use a lot of traffic cones....
ROBERT in San Diego via cell phone.
If only I didn't have to worry about the legal aspect... Seriously, if people were a little less obssessed with lawsuits, there would be way more laughter in the world.
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