Thursday, July 08, 2010

Washington DC Covered in Vomit-Smelling Goop





The East Coast is sweltering. It's been over 100 degrees for a few days now. So what do we need to make our lives even less pleasant? How about vomit-smelling goop.

According to this article, a truck carrying restaurant oil sprang a leak sometime on Wednesday morning. Soon, U Street was coated with rancid grease. What kind of rancid grease, you ask?

"In some areas, the goop had the texture of what's left in the bottom of the pan when you fry chicken." Mmmmmm!

Cars, pedestrians, and bicycles were sliding all over the street. People who'd fallen were covered in muck.

As nasty as that sounds, I bet it was pretty amazing to see. You can't tell me some foreign government isn't responsible. I blame Liechtenstein.

7 Comments:

Blogger montana irregulars said...

EWWWWWW!! I'm so glad that it's not hit here, it's actully been in the 60s!

10:48 AM  
Blogger The Golden Eagle said...

Yuck.

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

u guys have nooooothing to complain about

-Arizona

12:51 PM  
Blogger montana irregulars said...

I ment hot not hit

2:24 PM  
Blogger Reel Dancer said...

yum, slip-n-slide in grease. what's better than that!!!! :D

2:43 PM  
Anonymous EQ said...

I read that some music rapper thingy person tried to rent Liechtenstein--the whole country--for a "scenic music video". Some people!

7:21 PM  
Anonymous Je Reve said...

This is the best thing I've seen all week.

12:29 PM  

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