Washington DC Covered in Vomit-Smelling Goop
The East Coast is sweltering. It's been over 100 degrees for a few days now. So what do we need to make our lives even less pleasant? How about vomit-smelling goop.
According to this article, a truck carrying restaurant oil sprang a leak sometime on Wednesday morning. Soon, U Street was coated with rancid grease. What kind of rancid grease, you ask?
"In some areas, the goop had the texture of what's left in the bottom of the pan when you fry chicken." Mmmmmm!
Cars, pedestrians, and bicycles were sliding all over the street. People who'd fallen were covered in muck.
As nasty as that sounds, I bet it was pretty amazing to see. You can't tell me some foreign government isn't responsible. I blame Liechtenstein.