A Giant Blob is Threatening Alaska!
"Something big and strange is floating through the Chukchi Sea." (I stole that line 'cause it was just too awesome to pass up.)
Seems a thick, gooey blob that's 15 MILES LONG is currently floating off the coast of Alaska. No one has been able to figure out what the blob is, but scientists have made one startling discovery . . . IT'S ALIVE. Oh yeah, and it smells terrible.
For more information and a really nasty photo, be sure to check out this article.