Wednesday, December 31, 2008

The Wonders of Technology





Indulge your sadistic side with the Electroman Surge Protector (above). Not nasty enough? Try the Mind Molester or Sonic Nausea.

Send a message with laser graffiti. Perfect for ransom notes.

Find out if a toupee is in your future with your very own DNA analysis kit. All you need is $399 and a little spit.




Spy-bat is on the way!

Let Japanese scientists read your dreams.

And for those of you who prefer the low-tech side of life, pre-chewed pencils (below).


15 Comments:

Blogger Kiki Strike said...

The pencils are a dumb idea. It's not that kids want there pencils chewed and there happy if it's already done, but it's just a habit. They are still going to chew it....

10:58 AM  
Anonymous Nellie said...

Pre-chewed pencils? I have found a job; I'll help them chew!LOL

11:58 AM  
Blogger Dahlia said...

I like the little surge protector guy. It reminds me of this knife holder that looks like a person. :)

12:40 PM  
Blogger Dahlia said...

Kirsten, could you please post your query letter for Kiki Strike? I'm currently trying to write a query letter for my first book, and I could really use some help. Thank you. :)

5:02 PM  
Blogger Kiki Strike: Inside the Shadow City said...

Dahlia: I never wrote a query letter. A friend who used to be in publishing helped me get my first deal.

5:10 PM  
Blogger Dame Orchid said...

The little surge protector thing was really cute. But a pre-chewed pencil that's just lame.

7:39 PM  
Blogger Irregular Kiki said...

Dahlia: I like those knife holders!

Also, HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
I screamed my lungs out!

9:07 PM  
Blogger Irregular Kiki said...

I'm so worried of becoming a dope, because I haven't been reading for a long time. WHAT IF I START TALKING LIKE: 'I "thinked" that it was cool.'
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Need. To. Go. To. The. Library.
Sorry, but I'm seriously scared.

9:11 PM  
Blogger Kitty said...

Happy New Year!!!~ It'll be scary if some read your dreams... ^^'

9:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those flying spy-bats look pretty threatening. Imagine if The Birds was remade with these bats...a very disturbing thought.

Alyssa
www.alyssagoodnight.blogspot.com
(for some reason, I couldn't choose my Blogger identity)

10:46 PM  
Anonymous Patsee said...

The surge protector man is funny. ^^ I like the laser graffiti most, though.

11:31 PM  
Anonymous mage said...

my throat hurts from NYE

9:34 PM  
Blogger Irregular Kiki said...

Mage: I screamed so much too!

6:33 AM  
Anonymous liltomboyblue said...

I agree, the pre chewed pencils aren't the most brilliant idea, but does someone actually chew them??? I certainly wouldn't want a pencil someone had their mouth in. I am so happy, right now I am re-reading Jane Eyre and reading Catcher In the Rye. **bliss...**

8:17 PM  
Blogger Nico said...

pre chewing pencils. how much does that pay? i like the electric dude its cool!

1:12 PM  

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