Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Sleek and Shocking





The No-Contact Jacket (shown above) is a stylish way to keep the bad guys away. A mesh of electric armor lies just beneath the outer shell of the jacket. Whenever it's activated by the wearer, 80,000 volts of current deliver a painful shock. Anyone grasping the garment will instantly lose his balance and become disorientated. It won't kill an attacker--it'll just give him a little something to remember you by.

Apparently, these jackets have been around for a few years. Why don't I have one! (Though it might not be a good idea to wear one around New York--you're always bumping into people.)

Find out more here.

19 Comments:

Blogger Spring said...

Where do I get one.

11:03 AM  
Blogger Spring said...

=D

11:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

o cool! i'm afraid i'm to asleep to write any more.

11:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the coolest blog ever. The jacket is also cool. I wis there were more contests though, I missed the last ones.

11:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much do they cost. Icouldn't find a price.

12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG I want one!!

12:14 PM  
Blogger Kitty said...

I want one soo badly!!! OoO

12:29 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

that is so cool! I want one! (but it's probably expensive)

1:01 PM  
Blogger Invisible Turtle said...

Cool jacket, but... why would I need one when I can do so much worse on my own?? *evil smile*

4:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fun thing to wear to a school dance -- when someone asks you to dance, and you don't want to, BZZT!

That's be so fun.

6:01 PM  
Blogger Thumb Biter said...

How could anyone wear that without developing a serious twitch from constantly checking to make sure that your hands aren't anywhere near the activation button or whatever?? lol.
And how does the wearer not get killed? xD
Otherwise, though, awesome.

6:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want...

6:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woah - another thing to add to the wishlist! How much do they cost?
And are they waterproof? xD

6:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would love this for when I start dating. ;-)

8:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the TASER Trenchcoat!

8:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It even looks cool. I bet it costs a mint.

I'll wait and get one when they invent a jacket that lets you shoot lightning at people a few feet away. My annoying co-worker comes over, bzap! Go'way, I is workin'!

10:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats awesome, but how do you put it on w/o shocking yourself?

8:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so is it activated at a push of a button or something? I feel bad for the people who had to test them!

5:15 PM  
Anonymous lindseybookworm said...

...want...Want... WAnt... WANt... WANT!!!!!!!

6:34 PM  

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