Friday, December 21, 2007

Need Some Last Minute Gift Ideas?

How about a "South Texas Cow Patty Pen," a hand-crafted writing instrument made out of a cow patty?

Some delicious snail caviar? Supposedly the eggs of African gros-gris (big gray) snails have "just the right crunch."

A set of possessed books for the living room shelves. Sure to get rid of any lingering guests.

A carnivorous plant garden. Great for homes infested by bedbugs, cockroaches, or fleas.

A fish skin bikini. Fashionable AND fragrant.

Octopi t-shirts! For the well-dressed cephalopod lover.

A vibrating alarm ring. For anyone who needs to wake up without alerting her family or her jailors.

(Cool wrapping paper shown above available here.)


Anonymous Raph said...

I'd love the carnivorous plant garden. :D
But I'm not so sure about the cow patty pen...

I'm completely stuck on what to get my ten-year-old sister. -.- Grrr - I kept telling myself over and over that I was going to do my Christmas shopping last week...
And here I am now.

10:43 PM  
Anonymous Raph said...

Oooh!! AND the possessed books. I'd love those even more. xD

10:44 PM  
Anonymous Cupcakedoll said...

But... the fishskin bikinis aren't shiny and patterned like real tropical fish!

*pause for thinking*

...which is just as well. Tropical fish are suffering enough without being hunted for their skins!

11:14 PM  
Anonymous SAME ANANYMOUS said...

on the 9th day of chirstmas my true love gave to me......

11:21 AM  
Anonymous Maddi said...

this is totally random, but i just saw national treasure book of secrets and it is AMAZING! it kept me on the edge of my seat the whole time!

2:26 PM  
Blogger International Mastermind said...

I JUST went and and did my Christmas shopping! I went to Starbucks, and decided to head into the local Gift Shop. It has got the wierdest stuff EVER, it's my favorite place to shop!

Hey, Raph...
Check out! It has some really cool gadgets (under the Gadgets section) that your sis would probably love!

5:09 PM  
Anonymous Nellie said...

IRK! IRK! My sisters' present STILL hasn't arrived! *sigh* Oh well. Well, happy Day before Christmas Eve, everyone.

8:40 AM  
Anonymous Dangerous not Deadly said...

Oh the Fist... In my math class we found out all that junk in the song would cost over 5 MILLION dollars. That is most definatly true love (And in my opinion, a waste of 5 mil. Who wants a stupid miad-a-milking. Wouldn't mind the golden rings though.)
Merry soon to be Christmas!

3:07 PM  
Anonymous ananka said...

Love the name, D-N-D!

6:53 PM  
Anonymous Maddi said...


8:02 PM  
Anonymous SAME ANANYMOUS said...

MARRY CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7:38 AM  
Anonymous Hazel said...

Hey Maddi, my brother always says that!

8:09 AM  
Anonymous Raph said...

Thanks heaps, IM. ^^ I'll check it out. (:
... Shame I only rechecked this post three days after Christmas. Oh well - there's always 2008. xD

4:12 PM  

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