Monday, November 05, 2007

At Last! Wedgie-Proof Underwear!

Two brothers from Ohio have managed to create what most people have long thought impossible--wedgie-proof underwear. Their stroke of genius came when their mother caught the boys giving each other wedgies (apparently a common form of recreation among eight-year-old boys). During the lecture that followed, she snipped that someone should find a way to put an end to the painful procedure once and for all.

The boys took her suggestion to heart, and invented the "Rip Away 1000," an ordinary-looking pair of underwear with velcro holding the seams together. When grabbed by a brother or bully, the underwear (as the name suggests) simply rips away!

Congrats to Jared and Justin Serovich. Your invention is bound to make the world a much better (less painful) place!

Read more here.


Blogger International Mastermind said...

Oooooh... But would that velcro not be painfully uncomfortable?

Yes, eight yearold boys + enjoy giving eachother wedgies. Ouch.

8:04 PM  
Blogger Lena La'Faye said...

That is wonderful. Except hardly anyone I know gives wedgies anymore! >.< This would've been better three years ago, when Wedgies seemed to be popular.

8:06 PM  
Anonymous Ananka said...

I will help! But my Internet connection stinks right now, and all of the pages are taking ages to load!

8:11 PM  
Anonymous theatre said...

now...wedgie-proof spandex...if only

9:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

er, congrats boys. kudos. I go to a really weird school, no one ever gives wedgies because in our school, a wedgie is equivelent to putting a mass murderer at large. I'm sure it work other places though.

11:54 PM  
Anonymous infamous said...

There is a design flaw somewhere.

11:55 AM  

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