Wednesday, May 02, 2007

You'll Never Need to Shower Again

No time for personal hygiene? That's okay . . . now there's a new brand of chewing gum that can keep you feeling fresh. Not only will it take care of your stinky breath--it'll make your whole body smell fabulous. Manufactured in Japan (the most wonderful place in the word--aside from New York), Fuwarinka Functional Gum could make good old soap a thing of the past. Approximately one hour after you begin chewing it, your skin starts to secrete one of two fabulous fragrances. For the ladies there's "fruity rose" and for men there's "rose menthol."

While we're on the subject of candy, check out Candy Addict's fantastic list of the Top 10 Grossest Candies. My personal favorite is number ten, although I must admit that the number one product certainly deserved the honors. Warning: Some of them are truly gross, so prepare to get queasy.

(Below: Number 10)

Also, did you know that some of your favorite candies are made with bugs? (No joke!) Here's a handy guide to all the insects you've been eating.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gross. That's disgusting.

5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I need that gum so bad! My mm nags me about my "personal hygine" all the time. IT DRIVES ME INSANE!!!!!!!

8:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry. I meant my first comment to be on the "Gross Candies" list. Yuck.

4:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey anonymous! Why don't u get a blog?

6:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Which 'Anonymous' are you talking to?

7:20 PM  
Blogger Alexxis said...

ill stick with the real stuff thanks

1:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

both of u!

3:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So how do you know which one is me and which one is the other, if I even decide to answer?

6:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just say: "Hello this is anonymous 2 and/or 1"

3:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How will I know which which one is #1 and which one is #2? Do I have a designated number?


4:51 PM  
Blogger theatre said...

i wonder if they agum that cleans your hair, i could really use that in the mornings, honestly 7:15AM our bus leaves?!

5:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's harsh. Our tardy bell rings at 7:45 AM.

7:41 PM  
Blogger Kitty said...

You know what's gross? I was eating a fig (not those dried ones) and I was like "Why is this salty?" Then I looked inside, and I saw this long maggot-like thing- WITH SHING WINGS!! I'm not kidding. It was really gross. XP Ewww.

11:11 PM  
Blogger Kitty said...

I know where to buy that gum!!

11:17 PM  
Anonymous FantasyFan14 said...

really I have so little time nowadays.

5:39 PM  

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