Friday, October 23, 2009

Which Cake is More Terrifying?









While I appreciate the skill it took to produce cake #1, I gotta go with cake #2 for sheer creepiness.

45 Comments:

Blogger tanita✿davis said...

Especially amongst the high-toned tea things, the Floral Cake Topping of Threat is a bit unhinged...

9:00 AM  
Anonymous Anna said...

bahaha. i can see it now. "Grandma, are you okay?" "Yes dearrrriiiiiiiieeeeeeeee (fakey smile)" "Mommy i'm frightened!"
def #2!

9:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoa... It's close, but #2 wins.

9:28 AM  
Blogger brave chickens said...

Skulls you can sink your teeth into.

And a purty cake to give to your stalkee.

9:49 AM  
Blogger Mandy said...

I love both cakes, but I must say the second one is very creepy... must get one >_>

10:50 AM  
Anonymous 42 said...

Oh, definitely #2.

Another question:
If either of these cakes wound up at your doorstep, would you eat it?

11:04 AM  
Anonymous Kiwi said...

Wow... Thats a tough one, I'm going to say.... Number 2!

Although #1 is a skull, it looks kind of tastier (Its chocolate!!), and #2 is just wierd. It's all flowery and pretty, but I can totaly imagine a twisted aunt who still hates you for letting your dog dig up her Mums, seeking revenge.
"Avenge me, Grandma!!"
"Okay, lets bake a cake!"

12:10 PM  
Anonymous gymnast20 said...

lol number 2 because no one will notice it at first and then they will get a shock!

3:19 PM  
Anonymous vendetta said...

hahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! can i get cake 2 in green and black, for my bday??!?!?!!?!!!? oh, and cake 1 for my cousin. her bday is halloween!!!!!

3:20 PM  
Anonymous Ian M said...

The #1 earns points for decorative-ness and coolness, but #2 is just plain creeeeepy!!

4:51 PM  
Blogger Thumb Biter said...

hahaha the fancy tea things really add to the creeper cake...the best thing is the second doesn't actually take skill to make so I can always make special deliveries to select peoples :D
Have you seen http://cakewrecks.com?
BTW I just entered the Making Fiends art contest...wish me luck :D heh

42: I probably would eat them, if only to faze anyone trying to intimidate me. mwahaha...(although eating the first one might disturb me a bit.) Kind of like the African (??) tradition of eating your enemies' hearts/brains.

5:21 PM  
Anonymous vendetta said...

i just remembered....if my top choice careers dont work out, i will have a cake shop in santa cruz or capitola or san francisco and i will make the awesomest cakes ever, because i am an artist and i like cake. :)

6:03 PM  
Anonymous geekchick said...

Mmmmmmm.... The cake No. 2 could be used as a psychological weapon. Cake No. 1 is tasty looking.

6:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

defo 2.... innocence masking evil is far worse than terror in broad daylight...

6:11 PM  
Anonymous WillSing said...

Number 2 Why?

Because with the skull you EXPECT it to be creepy(face it we've seen skulls since 2nd grade)

But with the second it looks innocent but the message sends chills down your spine(like my neighbor 3yr old, everyone thinks that when she smiles she looks adorable but to me she just looks demonic)


:(

6:43 PM  
Anonymous Gnat said...

#1 gets points for sheer creativity but #2 seems like the one to be in a bad horror movie.

7:45 PM  
Anonymous vendetta said...

rrandom comment!!!! :
ooooh thumb biter u like making fiends?!?!?!!?! haha love that show! but for some reason it wouldnt download on iTunes :( . but aaannnnnyyyywwwaayyss.... have you ever gotten a book from a parent or relative and they say it looks good but you say blah and then a year and a half late ryou read it and its sooooooooooopr doooooooopr good and it gets a higher ranking in your book kingdom? that just happened to me with the book the wright 3 and i was reading the empresss tomb but i read a kiki strike book about once a month and i lent the first one to my cousin and havent gotten it back yet.................. wow that was a random comment!!!
kirsten sorry if it was too long and random. i have a habit of doing that. :)

8:15 PM  
Blogger Reel Dancer said...

creepy, personally i think the skull cake is amazing. one time my young women leader made a cake in the shape of a purse, it was crazy insane, and delicious. she used like 6 cakes to make it!!!!!

8:48 PM  
Blogger Lucy Betz said...

i luv both! Ican't chose!!!!!!!

8:56 PM  
Blogger Lucy Betz said...

VENDETTA: stinking lucky cousin :)

8:57 PM  
Anonymous Charm said...

I showed my mom and she freaked out and said,"Who cut who's head open?!?!"

9:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

number 2 is really creepy (imagine finding that on your doorstep to YOUR brownstone and opening it up!) but #1 doesn't look too tasty LOL

10:30 AM  
Anonymous youknowme said...

definitally 2

11:02 AM  
Blogger Kirsten Miller said...

Anonymous: You say "YOUR brownstone" as if you know which brownstone is mine. Do you? haha

11:48 AM  
Anonymous vendetta said...

you live in a brownstone? which one? just be warned: it might not be the best idea to tell me.............

2:46 PM  
Blogger vendetta-zla said...

you know that picture of a 'normal family'? a friend of mine noticed another peculiar thing about the picture. the lady sitting on the heads leg is missing. she crossed them, but the leg on the bottom is missing.



kirsten, DO you live in a brownstone?



do you want a betta fish? i do.

3:01 PM  
Anonymous Megan said...

I would love to be given the second one on my birthday. It's next weekend! Hmmm... I could just imagine the look on someone's face when they receive a cake like that.

3:06 PM  
Anonymous dangerous said...

I agree, the skull is pretty sweet, but the freaky threat thrown in amongst the floral, sweet, grandmotherliness is hilarious.

42: Yes. Its still cake.

3:24 PM  
Anonymous Nellie said...

The combination of pink-and-white icing, flowers, and a creepy message beats the scariness of a skull. But the missing apostrophe in "I'M" (it said "IM" instead) is even more upsetting. My inner Lynne Truss is crying.

6:18 PM  
Anonymous UU said...

I would say cake one, except for the fact that cake 2 is floral. For some reason, the opposite messages creep me out.

9:58 PM  
Anonymous Charstar said...

Yeah 2 is the winner!
I CAN NOT wait till HALLOWEEN!
Why?

1, Candy
2, I got a KEWL halloween costume
3, Ananka always posts some thing
AWSOME
4, Cccaaannndddy
5, Haunted houses
6, costume contests
7,CANDY CANDY CANDY!
8, halloween cartoons
9,and CANDY


Thumb bitter:
HOPE you win!

7:48 PM  
Anonymous c said...

speaking of awsome costumes, nothing is awsomer than a costume that you designed your self. therefor, my costumeis utter awsomeness.

11:52 PM  
Blogger Kitty said...

I kinda wanna eat both XD Equally freaky. I needa recipe for those two before Halloween comes!!! D:

2:41 PM  
Anonymous Luz Lopez said...

ok, i LOVE LOVE LOVE CAKE NO.1, but i think that cake no.2 was a little more creepier cuz it wuz so random like me!!

2:50 PM  
Blogger Irregular Kiki said...

Number 2 kind of seems like "I'm gonna get you when I see you and hug you so much, because I miss you." lol! :D

3:43 AM  
Anonymous Leigh Ann said...

Well, I know what cake I'm making for a friend's birthday. ;p

8:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's making me hungry

4:05 PM  
Anonymous Forrester said...

so sweet...flowers,pink,white and then you realize, YOU WILL DIE! Your aunt is going to suck you into the TV and keep you from the light! You must go to the light! The LIIIGHT!! THE LIGHT! *deep gasping of an insane person*

Sorry, I just saw Poltergeist for the first time.

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Forrester said...

I am sorry for my last comment. It was insane and uncalled for. But it was also perfectly understandable because I had just downed a whole can of Pepsi and three mini snickers and a mini Hershey's. In other words I was sugar hyped and apologize for creeping anybody out. Also I had just seen Poltergeist for the first time. Yes, I'm 12 and JUST saw Poltergeist. Big deal.

*Forrester is not responsible for sudden cravings of candy or soda* :)

6:48 PM  
Blogger Some Lost Melody said...

The pink one!

8:05 PM  
Anonymous ~Guesswho13~ said...

Numba 2 is sorta creeping me out...



THE TOTAL WINNER!!!!!!!!!!

8:49 AM  
Anonymous sad girl said...

What's a 'brownstone?' besides the obvious answer i mean.

11:15 AM  
Anonymous bananaphone said...

cake #2. it scares me because it says i'm gonna get you.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

11:08 AM  
Anonymous maddie said...

to 42: not #2 and #1 i'll make my brother try a piece before i do.. just in case.. ;)

6:42 PM  
Blogger Emma the Rose said...

I think #2 definitely wins!! I would never eat that cake! On the other hand, that skull cake is awesome, but not as creepy. I am now in the mood for chocolate cake!

9:50 PM  

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